Our whiteboard is overflowing. We’re in this business because we have big ideas. A lot of them. Unfortunately for the world’s vaginas, we can’t make them all at once. So how do we choose what’s next? We start with you. When it came time to think about our next product, we went back to early surveys of Eva users, containing feedback from 1446 vulva-havers and 499 penis-havers. Their reasons for loving Eva frequently cited “closeness,” “togetherness,” and that they could use their hands naturally. Could we make another vibrator that kept people engaged with their partner, and preserved their sense of touch, or even added to it? A potential finger vibe stood out as one of the juicier...
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Hello again, Dames and Damselmen. We have a lot we want to say. Why not start at the very beginning? Two years ago, our crowdfunding campaign for Eva changed our lives, and made an impact on many of your lives, too. You didn’t just give us the funds we needed to manufacture a product — you handed us a mandate to make the world a happier place, one vagina at a time. We took this responsibility to heart and grew our team with an emphasis on R&D. We want to treat vibrators like normal consumer goods, not shadowy or shameful novelties, and doing so requires insight into how they fit into real people’s lives. We got our lab coats dry-cleaned...
Hey there! Notice anything different? We won’t be coy about it: after a few months and a couple hundred pounds of dark roast, we’re ready to show off our new website. Make yourself at home! We’ve emerged from our HTML cocoon just in time, too. Dame Products is bigger and stronger than ever. We’re selling more Evas, popping up in more stores, and hiring more vulvic vanguards in the fight to make the world a happier place, one vagina at a time. But all this success hasn’t gone to our heads. We’ve gotten this far without sacrificing quality or settling for more of the same. Eva is a very unique product, and our achievements just prove that the marketplace doesn’t...
