Seven Reasons People Are Buzzing About Dame Products

1. Our founders are geniuses, just like you.

Our products are made and engineered by a sex therapist and an MIT engineer who left it all behind to make the world a happier place, one V at a time. And your V’s next!

2. Real women test them so real women can enjoy them.

Doing your homework is cool now. We beta test extensively to make sure women of all ages and backgrounds will like our products before we put them on the market.

3. Dame products are the best of the best.

When we test, we test hard. Our beta testers try out dozens and dozens of prototypes and features before we choose a winner. It takes time, but it’s time well spent.

4. Dame products are about your pleasure, not our bottom line.

Your body and pleasure are too important for us to cut corners. We only use reliable components and smart design principles in our products, so that you can leave anxiety and frustration outside the bedroom.

5. Dame products are safe products.

You’re not a kid anymore, but you still deserve the safest playtime possible. We only use medical-grade silicone in our toys, for chemical-free fun.

6. Variety is the spice of life.

Our products can take as big or as little of a role in your life as you want. Some people like ice cream with a few sprinkles on top; other people eat sprinkles by the pound. There’s no right or wrong way to welcome ~good vibrations~ into your life.

7. The Internet is going crazy for them.

Eva and Fin are the two most-crowdfunded bedroom toys of all time. See a pattern here?