New Vibes

Hey there!

Notice anything different? We won’t be coy about it: after a few months and a couple hundred pounds of dark roast, we’re ready to show off our new website. Make yourself at home!

We’ve emerged from our HTML cocoon just in time, too. Dame Products is bigger and stronger than ever. We’re selling more Evas, popping up in more stores, and hiring more vulvic vanguards in the fight to make the world a happier place, one vagina at a time.

But all this success hasn’t gone to our heads. We’ve gotten this far without sacrificing quality or settling for more of the same. Eva is a very unique product, and our achievements just prove that the marketplace doesn’t just need a new line of toys — it needs a new set of values.

Even in 2016, we see a sex toy landscape filled with unsafe materials, skeevy marketing, and untested designs. We got into this business because buying sex toys felt like a game of Minesweeper, and we wanted to change that. We still have quite a bit of work ahead of us.

But let’s not forget the MVP in all this: you. You got us this far, and we wouldn’t be generous lovers if we didn’t give more than we take. So as we plan out the next few years, it’s only fair that we think about you first, every step of the way.

When we’re throwing ideas onto our whiteboard, we only stick with concepts that will fill a real need in your sex life. And that means testing. We’re counting on you to tell us what’s awesome, what’s Meh, and what needs a little more time in the oven. If that sounds like an exciting proposition, then consider this an invitation to sign up as a beta tester. At ease, Private!

Through April shower or May flowers, our next products are on their way — stay tuned.

The Dame Products Team

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